Once upon a time there was a gnu that was not open-source. It was a living in a land called
the land of horror. Windows ruled that land and Gates was king Richard Stallman then came
riding on a gnu. The penguin rebellions cheared. The BSD devils came prepared for long war.
Big blue supported penguins fighting with baseball bats. They are getting ready to win big
times, but then something happened. Gates' army of loyers crashing 10x per day, all dressed
in black walked up to Stallman and what they did was feed the gnu with crappy microsoft
products. Microsoft didn't understand Emacs, and not vi either, so they used Notepad but it
hung up about twice a minute so gates decided to program a new editor called "Word". This
editor patched the kernel. Office and it's trillion formats were soon sick standard but
Staroffice, now "Openoffice" came, and Bill began a FUD warfare against everything that was
better and charged users bodyparts, collected them for fun and built a cybernetic robots to
ensure everyone was using windoze. But some rebelions kids remained and began to code a
mind-boggling penguin machine faster, smaller, tougher, better than ever seen before. This
made Bill go out of his mind and start .net, which was the biggest crap ever seen on this
microsoft scorched sad-ass planet. But there was something black and white under his big
fat ass that began to grow and before he knew it was as big fat, hairy penguin. A
devastating, blood-icing scream filled the night and an ugly man with a joystick in his
hand came running towards the graveyard. He took the corpse from beneath and looked at it
Now he saw it was a bad dream. But reality was worse because the penguin-army had a secret
weapon: freedom. He could not front it, so he tried to downplay freedom, that failed
miserably, so he tried a different weapon. ... oh arrgh! He told the american court that
gnu's are illegal. Those incompetent nutheads almost believed him! But for some odd reason,
they liked the brave penguin-rebellions. Their termagant, slightly copralite glued a
lawyer's back so he couldn't run very fast at all. "Hey, stop it!", Bill ...

To be continued... =)

We should send this story to bill gates .
Have you seen the crashdown performance by
BILL GATES on http://www.ntsucks.com [addsig]

hehe , but it's funny to have the whole story in one post thank you robert =)
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Yeah, it rocks! [addsig]

But if you read it you won't think that everybody onlt posted 4 words ....
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