Hey wazaaaaaaaa

I need some help!

Is there somebody who can help me!
Here is my Webpage . What should I change?
Does anyone know where I get free Mirrors (.com;.tv;.net;org;de;)?
What's DHTML and What's Perl
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....And I'm searching for someone who
can help me with my southpark homepage!
- If someone wanna help me then mail me!... @ eminemnor@hotmail.com
(I don't think there are any YP's who are
also Southpark freaks)
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[ This Message was edited by: moondude on 2001-07-07 02:47 ]

Things to fix on the HP :
1. Try to do something about that deadlink on the front page in the main frame
2. maybe (not necessary) get a faster host

DHTML = Dinamyc HTML . That means , that it is HTML that is dinamyc , like things moving around etc . It is a mixture of HTML , JavaScript and CSS .
JavaScript = A scripting language like perl . You don't need to compile stuff to execute it .
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Quote:
JavaScript = A scripting language like perl . You don't need to compile stuff to execute it .


Perl is really cool tho...

Parl and PHP are the best I know =) JavaScript is not that good .... It could destroy your whole PC if you're in Win ... Linux not Linux rulz .
Anyways , I think you don't wanna have a mirror . I think you wanna have a domain ... go search for yourself ... don't always ask the others =)
but maybe http://www.register.com still does it for free .... dunno ...
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Well, Perl and Javascript are not very close because Javascript is just a little extra-lang supported by some browsers, perl however runs on the web-browser and is not visible to the surfer. When perl scripts are called, the webserver interprets them and gives you the results, javascript is interpreted by the browser. That way, perl will always work.
But perl and Javascript have totally different aims. While Javascript is a language for neet little effects like mouseovers or so, perl is a language that often drives entire websites. That is, it handles huge amounts of data, saves them somewhere on the server and displays them on demand.
fabs
Btw, it's dynamic html, not dinamyc html

About the page:
As I said, I'd make the main-frame another color than the navigation-frame. The page kind of looks like when a person is wearing pants and jumper in the same pattern. You don't really know where things begin and start and that has the effect (especially with very colorfull patters) that the whole page looks unordered.
I'd say you get another pattern, something that fits, maybe a black one, for the main-frame. Also make sure the background doesn't swallow the text
I guess you like those fire-buttons... keep em if you like but to be honest, they look a bit wannabe. Maybe get something less annoying
Ok, those are my first tips, come back for more
fabs

TXS!
to KaGez:
I've searched my ass up for Domains and all cost!
Well I try that one.
NOr

Hahaha, I didn't know moondude was Nor until now, that casts another light upon everything of course...
lol

looks like only fabs and me knew who/what moondude was But , I think it's not worth knowing who he is
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Nor = ?

Nor = A little kid that pisses me of everytime I see him in school =) [addsig]

lol
how did you know it was him before you saw that site?

Alright, let's see. First you make the bullet images into "<li></li>" then you tidy it up with css if you know it, if you don't then try using tables or paragraph tags "<p align="left"></p>" also check you margins in the body tag " leftmargin="?" " and that should fix your problems

+ I'm sorry, i would help you with your south park homepage, but i'm against south park and i hate it, no hard feelings.

lol
looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't like SouthPark I really hate that stuff
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I like Southpark because it's funny don't you think it is [addsig]

ah, well, I think southpark can be entertaining, it's nothing special (the simpsons are special if you ask me ) but it's ok.
fabs

simpsons ummmm I alsO WATCH Simpsons
well ....... ok where can I get simpsons
Pics? YOu know DEXTER's LABORATORY from cartoon network that rox we've got Cable TV [addsig]

oh no ... not dexter ... that's such a boring cartoon ... aren't there any better things to post on a PROGRAMMING COMMUNITY board ??
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Or what about Johny Bravo .. or Oggy and the coakroches [addsig]

why the hell do we talk about cartoons in the Web section ?? hehe
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I HATE OGGY AND THE FUCING COCKROACHES!! Sorry for shouting though. that cartoon is sooo stoopid! just like most things they play on Cartoon.

About your website:
-Bad color combinations
-Too much animations and marquees
-Frames (it's ok but tables makes it better) [addsig]

Well I changed my homepage thoe

hhhmmm ... now it's still lookin a bit "unbalanced" ...
1. the colors , 2. the size of the fonts and the boxes around them .... AND , LOADS of deadlink s ....
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when moondude turns 14 he'll realize how old and dumb southpark really is!!!! (no affense MoonDude)

Hey KaGeZ, can you show me some ways to destroy computers with JS? I want to murder a few computers of my enemies.

You can crash windows... I think you just do an endless loop where you assign a variable a larger value each iteration... [addsig]

I found a script that crashes windows9X running IE4/5. It's somewhere at planet-source-code.com ... but since I don't remember the name, I guess it's hard to find
It was kind of fun to run though because it actually produced a blue-screen straight away and it was impossible to reach the task-manager
fabs

something of this maybe: Click for results

the zip file probably