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The Inner Circle Sees Weird Things

I live a fairly open online presence. This whole Facebook debacle has nary phased me as the whole point I post things on there is for selfless promotion and narcissistic reasons. I want people to read those things. But, there are a couple things I hand out to only an elite few people: my phone number and the privilege of Skyping me. This latter one is especially fun for me.

Sometimes during conversations, something interesting will be said that sets me off on a journey to Photoshop to concoct a visual representation of said mutterings. The fruits of these labors are interesting indeed and I present them here for your enjoyment.

Gallery: Skype-shops
  • This was the result of a conversation with my mom back when I was in school. She had mentioned that she needed to leave and get ham for supper stating it was a "ham emergency". The picture kind of explains itself.
  • My brother was talking about how racist the Indians were in Peter Pan's stereotypical portrayal of the America natives. I had to one-up Disney and modernize that portrayal.
  • I honestly don't remember what sparked this one, but the imagery of an owl holding a spiked bludgeon is still entertaining.
  • A visual metaphor that I think speaks for itself.
  • One of my and my brothers favorite past times is to search deviantArt for super crappy "artwork," much of which seems to be made in MS Paint. Using my mouse, I made this homage to those people.
  • devusb claimed this building in Knoxville looked like a penis. I just aided the visual.
  • My brother Chris said that the bats looked like penises. I just aided the visual.

Assorted sample cheeses

Today's randomness is brought to you by Florida University. Remember, you can't have Florida University without FU.

Rap

I have come to the realization that rap music is an ongoing attempt to find the frequency of the brown note. Let's look at the facts:

1) Rap has a lot of deep bass notes.

2) The people who have giant subwoofers in their cars listen to rap.

3) Rap can stand for Rectal, Anal, and Poop.

Coincidence? I think not.

Nicknames

Interesting to note that I now live in the Sunshine State which is the complete opposite of where I come from, namely the Moonshine State.

Come back tomorrow for something more constructive.

Assorted Small Animals

Today marks the beginning of the new bowling season. Even though I'll only be able to bowl twice I'm still excited. I've been bowling twice in the last couple of weeks and did really well, all games over average and two over two hundred. I could even have some beers if I wanted. T'will be an awesome time to be sure.

Today also marks the two week mark until I leave for Florida. I'm not sure if I've said it before, but I'm currently bored out of my skull. I got most of my packing done last week so that's done. I really don't have much to pack, really. What packing is left to do is of the stuff I use regularly... wait. I have said this before :-/. Granted, I haven't packed the kitchen stuffs yet so there is something left to do. I also need to get my haircut at some point.

That isn't to say I've been completely idle. I did do that little YPN thingy. I've been playing some games that I never finished *ahem* Thousand Year Door *ahem*. I was going to make another short movie, but lack of wardrobe kind of puts a damper on that. You'd think it'd be a simple matter finding a white wig, but no. Not in Bartlesville.

Whilst I was out on one of these wig finding missions I ran across something at a local craft store. It was a cheap glue gun (packaged and distributed in my good state of Oklahoma). It looks fairly standard to the casual observer but reading the fine print reveals, well see for yourself:

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Needless to say I'm sending it in to Jay and hopefully it'll make headlines some night. If it does I'll be sure to have a YouTube clip up here the next day.