Assorted sample cheeses

November 3, 2007

Today's randomness is brought to you by Florida University. Remember, you can't have Florida University without FU.

Rap
I have come to the realization that rap music is an ongoing attempt to find the frequency of the brown note. Let's look at the facts:
1) Rap has a lot of deep bass notes.
2) The people who have giant subwoofers in their cars listen to rap.
3) Rap can stand for Rectal, Anal, and Poop.
Coincidence? I think not.

Nicknames
Interesting to note that I now live in the Sunshine State which is the complete opposite of where I come from, namely the Moonshine State.

Come back tomorrow for something more constructive.

Assorted Small Animals

September 4, 2007

Today marks the beginning of the new bowling season. Even though I'll only be able to bowl twice I'm still excited. I've been bowling twice in the last couple of weeks and did really well, all games over average and two over two hundred. I could even have some beers if I wanted. T'will be an awesome time to be sure.

Today also marks the two week mark until I leave for Florida. I'm not sure if I've said it before but I currently bored out of my skull. I got most of my packing done last week so that's done. I really don't have much to pack, really. What packing is left to do is of the stuff I use regularly... wait. I have said this before :-/. Granted, I haven't packed the kitchen stuffs yet so there is something left to do. I also need to get my haircut at some point.

That isn't to say I've been completely idle. I did do that little YPN thingy. I've been playing some games that I never finished *ahem* Thousand Year Door *ahem*. I was going to make another short movie, but lack of wardrobe kind of puts a damper on that. You'd think it'd be a simple matter finding a white wig, but no. Not in Bartlesville.

Whilst I was out on one of these wig finding missions I ran across something at a local craft store. It was a cheap glue gun (packaged and distributed in my good state of Oklahoma). It looks fairly standard to the casual observer but reading the fine print reveals, well see for yourself:



Needless to say I'm sending it in to Jay and hopefully it'll make headlines some night. If it does I'll be sure to have a YouTube clip up here the next day.

You wanted emo? Here it is

August 29, 2007

Dear Livejournal,

Today I stepped on a nail. It felt good so I stepped on it again. God, my life sucks.

Want to have some fun?

August 25, 2007

Five steps for instant fun!
1. Go to your local Wal-Mart
2. Find one of the store phones
3. Dial #96
4. Wait a few moments
5. Have fun!

Shoes for thought

July 28, 2007

Payless, the Wal-Mart of shoes, is famous for its buy one get one half off scheme. Of course, that's a mouthful of words right there so their brilliant marketing team reduced it down to "bogo". However, when spelled back out it's Buy One Get One which is clearly a lie. It should be "bogoho", but then I guess it sounds like some black guy ordering his prositutes around. Yo! Bo go, ho!

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