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/* AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS! 
$(function() {

	var
	
	phrases = 
		[
			'Ho ho ho!<br />Merry Christmas, bitches!',
			'Fuck yeah! PEPSI!',
			'Gave that bitch a present. Bitches love presents.',
			'What I want for christmas is something I haven\'t seen or heard in a long time: Sex.',
			'I\'m drunk as shit',
			'Let\'s go punch a reindeer',
			'Who\'s your daddy?',
			'Wanna get high?'
		],
	
	santaClick = function(e) {
		$('#santa').remove();
		$('#wrapper').css('margin', '0 auto');
	},
	
	init = function() {
		
		$('body').append('<div id="santa"><p>' + phrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length)] + '<span>Hide me</span></p><span></div>');
		$('#santa').click(santaClick);
		
	};
	
	init();

}); */