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Spaghetti Sauce - A How To

I don't usually brag, but I make the Best Fucking Spaghetti Sauce in the world (BFSS for short). Today, I am going to pass on my tried and true formula to you, my adoring Internet audience.

Step 1

The human slice-n-dice, I am

Chop some onion, celery and carrots. This is known in the culinary world as mirepoix.

Step 2

Much sizzling happens here

Saute your mirepoix in some olive oil along with spices and other things.

Step 3

MAGIC!

Apply a healthy dose of magic. This step is critical and you mustn't get it wrong lest you create a hideous food beast.

Step 4

It's good enough to each, which is good. It is food, after all.

Enjoy over some thin spaghetti. Not that fat stuff. Ideally, you'd also have Parmesan cheese, though I sadly did not for this instance.

Congratulations! You now can make your own BFSS to woo over whomever you please!

Comments

Posted on by dxmom
dxmom

Oh yes, the *magic*, which means, people, this sauce recipe is SECRET. Hell, he won't even tell ME how to make it. Although I have a good idea :-).

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