Are you a fan of Star Wars, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings?
The "or" operator here makes me feel that I should pick only one item. If that is the condition, I would have to pick Star Wars. Arguably, I'm not as big of a fan as I once was, but still big enough to leap on the new Blu-ray set and to have a copy of the Thrawn trilogy proudly sitting on my shelf. In my formative years, I read (and I've counted) no less than 78 Star Wars novels. That's a lot of text.
I am also a LotR fan, as well (read all the books, seen all the movies). I even went to see the extended edition theatrical re-release which was all sorts of fantastic. Out of all the Middle Earth literature available, though, the Hobbit is my personal favorite.
Harry Potter is something I'd like to get into. I don't want to watch the movies until I've finished the books and I can't read the books until my library has some copies available (they've had long hold lines for some time now).
Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft?
I would have to suspect that the context for this question is entirely gaming focused, but I'm going to delve a tad deeper.
I was born and raised on Nintendo, so I am very much a Ninty fanboy. Love Zelda, love Mario. To that point, I own an NES, SNES and three copies of A Link to the Past for three different platforms (my GBA one is pirated, which I didn't realize when I bought it). I'm cool with the 360, though I suck at most of the games that are released for it. I use it for social gaming and JRPGs, mostly. As for Sony, I am staunchly anti-Sony for no rational reason. It's probably some carry over from being an anti-Sega guy during the sixteen bit wars.
Now, in the realm of computers, I freakin' love Microsoft. Windows is awesome and Visual Studio is the best damned IDE ever to be conceived by mankind.
So, yeah.
Do you speak Klingon?
I do not, though I have a brother who tried that once. The only other language I kind of speak is Japanese and, at that, it's incredibly rudimentary. Arigatou gozaimasu.
When are you going to write and direct your first zombie epic with your good friend Mark Walker?
An excellent question!
You see, my recent job switch and subsequent pay increase wasn't just so I can live on my own and have nice things. Oh, no! It was to begin the funding pool for what is certainly going to be the most epic zombie flick since Dawn of the Dead (the original).
As the money collects, my next task will be to begin pooling talent. I'm thinking Catherine Zeta Jones?
Why did you write such a narcissistic tool as this?
A handful of reasons:
1) I was really bored one night and needed to program something.
2) My contact page was in dire need of change (the only page that hadn't changed since 2009)
3) Because, as you said, I am a narcissist and I enjoy talking about myself.
4) The taco king, who had a salsa gun pointed to my head as I was developing this, is going to use it to take over Taco Kingdom, a small plant somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. I was promised many tacos, something you don't turn down lightly.
Windows, Linux or Mac OS?
My personal environment of choice for desktop use is most definitely Windows, though I've used all three in some capacity. When it comes to server environments, however, Debian Linux all the way.
How long have you been programming?
I've been programming in some form or fashion since 1997 when I was about 11. My first language was QBasic which I dabbled in for about three years. In 2002 I made the jump to web and the rest is history.
How old are you?
I am currently 24 years old by Standard Earth Time.
